The Hobo

"Nick's dad? I know Nick's dad"

- the hobo

The hobo is a minor character in Testicular Desperation.

Testicular Desperation
The hobo is first seen falling off the roof of the home Tyrone and Zach are in once they find where Nick's Dad is. He is found defecating on the lawn, of which both Zach and Tyrone find disgusting.

Once the smell goes away, Zach disregards the homeless man and mentions that they should get back to looking for Nick's Dad. Mentioning this gets the hobo's attention, as he knows Nick's Dad. He explained that Nick's Dad is his mortal enemy because Nick's Dad stole a video game the hobo had waited so long for. Tyrone then demands to know what else he knows about Nick's Dad. The hobo mentions that Nick's Dad hates water bottles. After mentioning so, Tyrone throws the hobo, and crushes his head under the crushing weight of his foot.