Jared

Jared is Zach's brother and the final antagonist of Testicular Desperation.

At the Hospital
Jared is first seen in the movie suffering from his testicular cancer at the hospital being visited by Zach. He says nothing except an apology to the doctor after his suffering screams annoy the doctor.

The Final Battle
After Zach and Tyrone cash their money in that they got from Nick's Dad's diamond, they are confronted by a strange masked assassin sent by Nick's Dad. He explains that Nick's Dad was his only friend and that he wants revenge for it. The assassin strikes down Tyrone, and is fought off by Zach. Amazed that Zach fought him off (as only the Chosen One has done that), he offers Zach a lightsaber, in offer of a fair fight between the two. After a long merciless fight, the assassin starts to take his last final stab at Zach, in which Tyrone knocks him out in the nick of the time. The two decide to unmask the strange assassin, to find his true identity. In a shocking twist of fate, the assassin is revealed to be Jared. He explains that it costs millions and millions of dollars to fix testicular cancer and that he was going to bring Zach in on the wealth, after he killed Tyrone. In a fit of controlled fury, Zach decapitates Jared, ending his life, and his testicular cancer, for good.